Hallo. I was wondering... I am writing a fanfiction for Adventure Time, and was wanting someone to proofread it... Before I post it anywhere.
Oh, who am I kidding. No one is going to read this. I will not get any response. I have no friends.
What? No, this is not a pity party. Shut up.
...sorry, I didn't mean it... no don't go! nooooooo....
...even the voice in my head abandoned me...
Anyway. Is there anyone out there who will help proofread my probably terrible story-writing? Anyone?